Well, I have to pee, too.
Okay, I'm going to be done in a sec.
What are you doing?
I want you to spread your legs.
Oh, fuck.
These girls are taking fucking forever.
You okay?
I am dying.
Hey guys, come on, let Mark in. He has to go.
Do you feel that?
C'mon, guys, his back teeth are floating. Be nice.
Oh!
Use the bushes.
"Late, Later, Latent"
Hi. I'm Mark Wayland, and I live in a house with two lesbians.
My name is Jenny Schecter.
I'm Shane.
And this... is gonna be a document of my journey.
Initial observations and theories.
And what makes you think that lesbians don't fuck?
Where do you live, Mark? It's entirely possible.
I'm Dana.
Fairbanks.
I thought it would totally ruin my career, but it didn't.
People thanked me.
These girls talk about everything.
My name is Carmen de la Pica Morales.
I was 16 back then, and I fell madly in love with Lucia Torres.
She was Pablo Fuentes' girlfriend.
You just - you didn't fuck with Pablo's girl. But I did.
This is Alice P - uh - Pie -
Pieszecki.
I don't miss it. No. There's ways and things.
Now, I don't know if that's strictly a lesbian thing, or...
or what, but man, these girls are all up in one another's business.
This is so much more complicated than that.
Yeah. Yeah. Where's the fucking pussy?
Look, the hidden cameras are still in place so I can get more footage, but...
I mean, already what I've shown you here is a big step up from Bare Knuckle Backyard Brawls and Wild Women of Encino.
This could be really huge for us. Like...
what's great about this project is it's not just about sex.
These women, they have a way of life, and a culture of their own, and it's revelatory, it's anthropological.
If we just - if we do this right, this could so easily be at Sundance.
I'm praying to God you're fucking kidding.
Gomey, man, get my back. You know what this means to me.
I do. Eat a dick.
Look, just from a marketing perspective -
Listen to me, Wayland. I'm the marketer. I know our audience.
Men. Red-blooded, testosterone-crazed, American men, do not give a fuck about some kind of anthropological bullshit!
We want hot, lesbian sex, and we want it NOW!!
You're in direct violation of your contract. Okay?
And I expect you to return every penny of the money I advanced to you.
You hear what I'm saying?
So, have you thought about it?
Thought about what?
About what we talked about. The toys.
Oh, you mean the sex toys.
Mm-hmm.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah. Ask away.
Is it a bisexual thing? You trying to have your cake and eat your pussy too?
No. It's not a bisexual thing.
Okay, good. Because, wait. I don't wanna do that with you.
I mean, if you're trying to make me into a man because you think that there's something missing, then I want you to go ahead -
Dana, many bonafide lesbians find strapping it on the ultimate way of fucking.
And I think it'd be really hot for you to fuck me like that. Okay?
How does it compare, hm? Private education, travel, fascinating life experiences...
I just don't see how you envision any judge or jury finding you the superior choice!
As you wish.
Hey.
How are we this morning? Hm?
I'm good. I'm excited about the ultrasound this afternoon.
Oh, that's right.
Well, just tell me a time and I'll swing by the office and pick you up.
I'm going with Bette, remember?
Oh, that's right. Okay, so...
why don't you just come by here afterwards? Yeah?
Well, Dr. Wilson's office is so close to my apartment, why don't you just come to me?
Helena...
It's fine, you know - I'll, um...
I'll call you when I'm on my way over. We'll go out for dinner. Okay?
Annie wants to shoot her old-Hollywood style, after Louis B. Mayer, something like that.
Then you're gonna get her ready for her lunch meeting at The Grill with the writer of her next feature.
Do you mind telling me who this is?
The writer?
No - no. The person who hired me.
I don't know who it is.
The story's about the most powerful woman in Hollywood.
You are fucking brilliant.
I fucking love that idea! I fucking love you, and I'm gonna French kiss you!
And if you weren't such a faggot, I'd fuck you!
When is Benjamin coming in?
Tomorrow at 6:00.
He's gonna check into the hotel and head over here.
So he's not staying with you?
Um.
Because his wife...
Well, it's not like she's gonna find out.
But he's just... what?
I just... I just don't want you to get hurt.
I'm not gonna get hurt.
I knew, going in, what the deal was.
And I'm fine with that.
Ohh. You think I'm a fuck-up, don't you?
- No. - Yes you do!
- I do not. - Yes you do.
I do not think you're a fuck-up.
Yes you do.
I don't. I think you're amazing.
You know, I see how you've turned your life around and I'm...
really - I'm in awe of how together you are these days.
I just know the situation.
And - and no matter what, I mean, there's always someone who gets hurt.
And I just don't want it to be you.
He's not on tour now.
He's just coming to see me.
Well, he's obviously crazy about you.
I'm preparing this very special dinner for him.
Lara has ordered lobsters from Maine.
Benjamin loves him some lobster.
Well, you just - you look out after yourself, okay?
I love you.
Oh! Would you bring me back one of those x-ray pictures of the baby?
Please, please...
Okay. I love you.
Thanks for breakfast.
Cover of the New York Times Magazine!
Pretty good, huh, Shane?
Yeah, it's pretty great.
I don't know why you requested me, though.
You do hair, don't you?
Apparently, that's your life's ambition.
Don't fuck with me, Veronica.
How am I fucking with you when I offer you the world on a silver platter?
What's so wrong with seeing the potential in somebody and giving them a chance to make something of themselves?
Did I underestimate you, Shane?
Or did I just mistake you for a person of substance?
No.
I think you mistook me for one of your one of your little tricks
who'd let you slap her around and be grateful for the privilege of taking your shit.
Are we getting to some core issues, Shane?
Poor Shane.
Fuck you.
What about the possibility that I'm right about you?
That you really are better than this life you're living.
Veronica? Listen to what I'm saying to you.
I have no magic.
And there is no mojo.
So whatever it is that you're looking for, it doesn't exist! Okay?
Then why don't you do my fucking hair.
No thank you.
Hello.
Burr will be here in a minute. Have a seat.
I thought that he fired me.
I wouldn't let him.
You're too good for one another.
Another drink. More twist, less ice.
Can I have a Chardonnay, please?
You are a compulsive excavator of your own emotional navel lint.
A nit-picking, obsessive truth-teller.
And Burr could stand a bit of literary pediculosis.
Ew!
Hmm. Does that hit a little too close to home?
Are we self-loathing body mutilators as well?
Of course.
Can't wait to read about that in one of your stories.
Hope you're not a cutter.
Listen, Jenny. You actually have a gift to portray the details of a life lived.
I think non-fiction may end up being your Métier.
It's why I want you to work with Burr.
I don't want to.
You need to get him to tell you stories.
I don't like him. He's a homophobe.
- Hi. - Hi. Hi, darling.
How are you?
Good.
Hello.
You remember Jenny Schecter.
I do. Apparently we're destined for one another.
Thank you, Suzie.
Alright, what do you think?
Well, here's a good way to think about it.
An inch in diameter is two fingers inside of you...
...an inch and a half is three fingers inside of you,
the silicone ones are easiest to sterilize and so you can share.
Share. How do you sterilize them?
Oh, just pop it in the dishwasher.
But don't forget to take it out before the maid comes.
Oh, look. This looks - this looks fun.
What?
Oh, now that's very popular. Everyone's a winner.
No? Yeah, I kinda want you to...
Yeah.
You know. Anyway.
I don't know - I don't even know where to start.
There's so many shapes... sizes...
Well, are you into semi-realistic?
Realistic?
These ones here, Champlette, Leo, and Randy are all the semis...
...and up here, King Kong and Tyrannosaurus Rex are very like the real thing...
...and they come in colors.
There's black, purple, blue, teal, red, hot pink, chocolate and vanilla.
Hot pink?
There's combination marble swirl, there's disco glitter...
Ooh.
Do you want that?
...and King Kong and Tyrannosaurus Rex both come in camouflage.
In case you're screwing in a war zone.
Oh, look!
Hairy balls.
Oh, that's just wrong.
If you'll look at the base, they come with a suction cup.
And that makes them easy to attach to the hotel window.
Oh, look.
Heeeey.
No, that's a butt plug.
The boys really like those because they get right inside and tickle the prostate.
Although, the girls do like them, too.
If you use it with a harness, you can detach the dildo, leave the butt plug inside, while you do other things.
What, like, the dishes?
By the way. We have a great new lube.
It just came in today.
I highly recommend this.
Oh, you know, I think I'm allergic to that kind, so... strawberries.
What? What haven't you done?
I haven't done lots of things.
I wanna do them with you.
If you need any help, just give me a shout.
Alright, thanks.
Oh, shit, it's Melanie Caplan.
- So? - So?
Why don't we get a cock ring?
Is that our baby?
That's your baby, and those are her fingers.
Very well formed, yeah.
Isn't she amazing?
Oh, it's like she's waving at us. Look.
She's showing you her profile.
So I guess I'm being dragged, kicking and screaming, to a place of tolerance.
I don't really like the idea of being tolerated.
What's wrong with being tolerated, Jenny?
It's better than being spat on.
Because it implies that there's something unacceptable about my being gay.
Frankly, I think it's perfectly acceptable for a girl these days.
Men actually find it hot.
What's with the double standard, Burr?
Oh, don't be a prick, Charlotte.
Look at any male actor today.
There's not a self-proclaimed queer in the bunch.
Does anybody give a shit anymore?
They give a shit.
Do you honestly think a studio's going to pay a guy what they pay me if his fans think he's a faggot?
All the millions you've collected over the years, what have you got to lose?
I was speaking hypothetically, darling.
We're not really talking about me.
Oh. I thought we were.
Don't twist my words, Charlotte.
I know you take pleasure in it, but be warned, sweetheart.
Do you know how many lawsuits I've won against people who've tried to accuse me of what you just accused me of?
Are you threatening me?
I think you might want to organize your friends to form a little legal defense fund for their beloved professor.
Fuck off, Charlotte.
- Hey. - Hey.
I want to tell you that I agree with what you said, man.
You do, huh?
I do. Because the thing is, if some male actor were to come out and say,
"Fuck, yeah. I'm gay,"
that would be, like, a huge gift to the world, but it would destroy their fucking career.
Exactly right.
And don't worry about Charlotte, you know?
She's an asshole.
She's not God, you know?
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Jenny.
Fuck.
Hey Jenny.
If you still feel like working on the book, be at my house tomorrow night at 8:30.
Thank you.
That was really nice.
Thank you.
I really liked being there with you.
I loved it more than you can imagine.
Come here.
You feel so good.
You smell good.
Touch me here. Feel this.
Touch me here.
Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God...
Are you sure it's okay?
I don't know, babe.
I think it looks little dyke-ish.
Welcome to the club.
I'm joking. I like it a lot.
So, what the fuck do you think that bitch wanted from you?
Oh, I don't know.
She's a fucking freak.
Damn, you know, I was just about to ask you to hook it up.
You were going to ask me to call Veronica Bloom?
I had a minute of thinking if she, uh, saw my project, she might be into it.
Mark, why didn't you say something?
No, it was just a fleeting thought.
Don't worry about it.
Do you have any other leads?
Uh, no.
No?
Mm-mm.
Well, look, maybe I...
maybe I'll get another job with a studio head or...
maybe I actually will have a next job.
Yeah, you and me both.
Yeah?
- Hey. - Hey.
Hi.
Jenny's at work.
Yeah, she's waitressing.
Yeah. So, uh...
Oh, um, I just wanted to talk to you about some stuff, um...
You're cutting hair.
Yes, I am.
You know what?
I have got a ton of work I need to be doing right now.
Um, I'll clean this up when I...
No, no, I have it. I have it. No, I got it.
Okay.
Hey.
Hi.
How are you?
Thank you.
Yep.
What's up?
Shane. It's... I feel like there's something going on with you, and I would like to know what it is.
Look, I just...
Aw, fuck, you know, it's - it's hard for me...
to have you and Jenny in my face all the time.
You're having a hard time with it?
You know, I'm happy for you guys.
Looks like you two are having a blast together and...
that's a very good thing.
Then why would it be so hard for you?
Now, Shane, I want you to look at me.
I know how hard you work to keep yourself at a distance from everyone else on the planet,
but it's not working for you anymore.
It's working fine.
No, it's not.
It's not, because of this.
Okay? Do you feel this?
Most people don't have this.
This is rare.
So what?
That's right. So what?
So what, if nothing ever comes out of this?
So what, if you'll never act on it?
You are so convinced that having a relationship near you is going to kill you.
Because it will.
And that's why I'm with Jenny.
It works because she and I are both biding our time,
waiting for the real deal to come along.
Yeah.
You don't think you and Jenny are the real deal?
No.
Jenny wouldn't know what the real deal was if it bit her in the ass.
She is so... lost in her own darkness.
I think she likes it in there.
But do you know what's fucked up?
Is that you and I know what the real deal is.
We saw it the first time we laid eyes on each other.
Bette.
I just wanted to tell you that -
I know. I know.
This doesn't mean...
we're back together. I know.
Let's not let it mess everything up.
It won't. I promise.
We were doing great.
Yeah. Great.
Okay.
Bye.
You're not living your life, Shane. And if you don't take any risks...
then you might as well be dead.
Fuck me.
- Hi. - Hi.
Um, come in.
Uh... you... you're not ready to go.
Do you mind if we just stayed here tonight and ordered in?
I just... I don't feel like being out in public.
Well, we could go back to my place?
Is there a problem with staying here?
No. No.
There's, um, no problem.
Yeah.
Wha - are you having some kind of hormonal surge, here?
Fuck you.
That is what you seem to want.
It is, actually.
Mm-hmm?
Yeah. I just wanna fuck all night.
And I wanna fuck, and fuck, and fuck...
...and fuck, and fuck.
Oh - okay -
No - no. I'm not -
I'm not so sure that I like this.
I don't think I like this.
Why not?
Because you're not acting like yourself and I'm not sure that I like it!
Oh. I see. Is it my apartment?
Is it just too ordinary for you?
Or, uh, you know. maybe it's that you need to be in control all the time.
Or maybe you need an audience. That's it.
That's what works for you.
I don't think you're interested in sex
unless there's some sort of risk or someone's watching or something else is going on!
Here we go.
Hey! We're about to have sex!
You wanna come watch?!
Tina, your neighbors!
Oh! My neighbors! That is a - that is a wonderful idea!
Mm! You are so fucking hot!
Hey, we're about to have sex, me and my girlfriend, do you wanna come down here and watch us?!
We're just gonna fuck!
Have you gone mad?!
I don't know! What do you think?
What do you think, do you think I'm fucking crazy?!
No, I think -
Are you turned on?!
I think your hormones are raging out of control and I think I know better than to reason with you.
Fucking hormones!
What, I'm not allowed to have actual feelings now?!
Tina. I've been through this before.
Winnie was a monster at this stage in her pregnancy.
Yeah.
And look at you and Winnie now.
You know, I think I'm gonna go now.
I'm gonna call you tomorrow -
No!
No, I need you now!
I need you tonight! Stay here!
Stay here!
I think you need to be alone.
You need to be alone.
What am I doing?
I don't know how it happened
I don't know, I mean, we were working so hard at...
Forging this friendship.
Do you think you fucked it up by having sex with her?
Do you think you fucked it up?
I don't know.
I mean, what did it mean?
I don't think she wants to get back together with me...
Do you want to get back together with her?
I don't know.
How did it feel - having sex with her?
It was fucking amazing.
It was just fucking... amazing.
It was like...
all of the reasons that we fell apart just disappeared and, and it was like I had...
it was like I had my life back for just one second.
And it was also really sad.
Sad? How so?
Because I've lost her. Because...
we don't...
well, like she doesn't belong to me anymore.
Like I - it feels...
someone else had been touching her and making love to her and I felt that other person and I felt...
her connection to that other person, you know?
And... and she did things that we had never done together.
And it was like she was so...
free.
Free?
Yeah.
I mean, I always treated her so gingerly, you know,
like she was some fragile thing. And now, even though she's pregnant, its like,
it's like she's...
it's like she's unbreakable.
I don't...
It was shocking, I guess.
It was shocking
it was shocking that she was so...
sure of herself.
Bette...
Tina's been though some major ordeals over the past year.
Your break up.
Uh, new career.
Her pregnancy.
These things can change a person.
Make them stronger.
Don't you think it might be a good thing?
Of course it's a good thing.
It just means...
she doesn't need me anymore.
Hey Mark, I need those Burr Connor DVDs back.
Hello? Mark?
This is the piece Christo did between '80 and '83 down in Miami.
We've included images from Michael Heizer, Robert Smithson, Walter de Maria, uh,
Dennis Oppenheim, and of course Andy Goldsworthy.
I've been talking to Allyn about commissioning a new piece.
Of course, we'll have to do more fundraising.
How about if I just...
add it into the budget?
Helena.
I'm sorry we were just in the middle of a meeting.
I am offering to underwrite Allyn's entire retrospective.
I don't want money to be the deciding factor on any creative decision.
Do you have a budget?
I do.
I'd like to see it, if I may.
Well, I'm not really ready to present it yet.
But I will show it to the entire board.
That's not really how I like to work.
Well, it's the only way I can work.
I can deal with Leo on this if you'd rather.
Can we just have a separate meeting?
Absolutely.
Great.
Oh, I'm just going to sit here and listen for a while.
Okay. Uh...
Why don't you show Helena your proposal for dealing with the passage of time?
- Hello. - Hi.
How are you feeling today?
Same as yesterday.
You're coming over to my house tonight.
Are you sure you want to see me?
What if I have some sort of hormonal fit?
I'm sorry, that was... that was uncalled for on my behalf.
Accept my apology?
Look, if you want me in your life, you just have to understand one thing, okay?
I - I'm not some sort of toy that you can take down off the shelf and play with whenever it suits your mood.
You understand?
Yes, you - you're not a toy.
And if we have some sort of disagreement?
The fact that I'm pregnant, it's not fair game.
I don't want to be reduced to some sort of raging, hormonal lunatic.
It'll never happen again.
Good.
So... do I see you later on?
Okay.
Good. See ya later, darling.
Bye.
You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
What a hit.
Be with you in a sec.
We've got to stop.
Oh, that's going to leave a mark.
It'll be alright.
Okay. That's good.
That's it.
Tell you what, let's do it again.
Hey.
Hey. Hello.
Roy, Jenny.
Nice to meet you.
Hello. Nice to meet you too.
Let's shake hands.
You ready?
Great.
Come on over here.
How are you?
Sore.
I'm alright.
Yeah? That's awesome.
Cool. Okay. So.
Okay. So you got all your stuff?
You can use your little tape recorder today.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Something's the matter.
You sure? Jenny?
What? Jenny.
Stop.
No, no, no.
Come on.
No, no, no - please, please!
- Stop. - Let me do my job.
- No, no, no, no. - Please! I'm sorry, just ignore me!
I have such bad hay fever.
Please, please, please. Please?
Come here.
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.
Alright?
Is everything all right in there?
It's perfect.
Don't worry.
Lara is working her magic.
Excellent.
Hellooo? Hi, baby. Where you at?
Oh no. What happened? The hospital?
Oh. No, no, no. I - I understand.
No, I - I - I hope your mama's okay. No.
Oh, no, no. Don't even worry about it, okay?
It's your family.
And you have to be there for them.
Yeah, it's okay. So just
call me next week, okay? And I...
I hope everything works out okay.
Alright.
Bye now.
What?
I guess - I guess...
so is dinner off?
Just put it on the menu and sell it, okay?
Hello?
In the kitchen!
- Hey. - Hey.
Thank you.
Did you cook all this?
Mm-hmm.
I gave Sandra the night off.
You mean we're completely alone?
Mm-hmm.
It looks amazing.
I was actually thinking of becoming a chef at one point.
You're just full of surprises.
Now look, I know you're not supposed to - but this is too good to miss.
Just a sip.
Now. Come with me.
I'm gonna sit you down and wait on you, hand and foot.
I don't deserve it.
Forget about deserve.
Deserve suggests you have to work for it.
Just think:
"I'm entitled to it. "
I like that.
Mm.
It couldn't have been worse timing for my sponsor to be out of town.
But you found your strength and you hung on.
Good for you, Ryan.
Thanks for sharing tonight.
Hey, pretty lady.
Looks like you have something you wanna share tonight?
Hi. I'm Kit.
Hi, Kit.
Hey, Kit.
And um, I got stood up tonight.
I got stood up, and I...
I looked over at that bottle of wine sitting on the table, that I set for him...
and I just said, "Fuck it, you know, I...
I don't want that bottle of wine. " But I'm - I'm...
I'm just so damn lonely that I just wanted to be around somebody who...
would listen to me.
So I came here.
I'm glad you came, Kit.
So this is where you spend your time.
Yeah, this is the place.
Oh, there's my girl. Hey.
Hey, baby.
God, I am so exhausted.
I had to dance two sets back to back and my feet are killing.
Um, Iris, I'd like you to meet Kit.
Sorry, nice to meet you.
Same.
So, you gonna hang? Uh...
I'll get a table over here.
Great.
Um, no, I really don't want to be the third wheel, you know, so... no, no, no -
Look, Kit's had a really rough night.
She in the program?
Come on.
So you know each other from the program?
Ki - Kit owns The Planet.
Oh, right, that lesbian place you invested in.
No, it's - it's not only a lesbian place.
Although, a lot of my customers are lesbians, but -
Yeah, Ivan tried to take me there a few times.
It's just not my scene.
Well, maybe you shouldn't pass judgment until you've been there.
I just don't hang out with lesbians too much.
It's too much drama.
I remember this one time when Ivan and I first started seeing each other about five years ago -
and there was this one time...
Wait, wait, wait. Five - five years ago?
Yeah. Baby, it's been about that long, right?
You mean - you - you've been seeing each other for - for the last five years?
You know what, I gotta work.
Uh, it seems like you two have, uh, some unfinished business.
I mean, you been doing Miss Thang, and trying to romance me?
Kit, you're going down a really bad road here.
Oh, it's a very bad road - a road of lies.
We never discussed monogamy, okay?
We didn't get that far, but if we had, I would have -
I would have explained to you that it just doesn't work for me.
No, and I would have told you to fuck off.
Kit, I'm not trying to win an argument here,
but didn't you just stand up in a meeting and announce that you're seeing a married man?
Oh, don't you even go there.
You of all people better not even try to pass judgment.
You are deceiving someone, okay?
This - you're lying to somebody's wife.
And the way you live your life?
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, alright?
I - just - I don't -
I'm such a fucking idiot.
I should have - it was so obvious that all of this was gonna happen.
It happens, Jenny.
It doesn't make you an idiot.
Every time, I think everything's going really well.
I mean, I try really hard.
It all fucks up.
And I think that...
maybe I'm just one of those people that...
doesn't deserve...
to be happy.
Bullshit.
Everyone deserves to be happy.
No...
We all do.
We all deserve to be happy, Jen.
Most of us just don't have the balls to take responsibility for it.
You were facing your demons head on, and that's something I've never done.
You want to take a look at someone who's fucked up their life?
Take a look at me.
What did you do?
Okay, I'm gonna tell you something now.
Okay.
My life ended twenty years ago when I destroyed the one person that meant anything to me in the world -
because I was too fucking scared to be happy.
He had a good career, too.
He didn't deserve to go down like that.
Rod Sebring. Right?
Love of my life.
You're a fag.
Yep.
Card-carrying member of the cocksuckers' club.
Yeah.
What did you do to him?
I had my publicist plant an item in the tabloids after I caught him fucking a P.A.
Can't say I blame him for screwing the kid, I mean, I made him so fucking miserable.
Why would you do that if you loved him so much?
I loved him so much...
and now I've got thousands of people kissing my ass, everybody loves me.
I fuck who I wanna fuck. It's secret.
Anonymous, you know.
I pay them or threaten them to keep quiet.
And I'm alone.
You got it right, girl.
Believe me.
I honestly don't know what the fuck I was so afraid of.
It's not too late.
Do you know why?
You're so lovely.
I'm afraid it is too late, Jenny.
It is - for me.
I'm not like you.
No.
You do realize, of course, that you're fired.
Please don't fire me.
No.
I can't be fired from another job.
You don't want to work for me.
You're too damn good to be turning out some press kit pablum for an old closet queen.
Hm? You are gonna come up with something, I feel it radiating from you.
But hear this - If you're ever tempted...
and I read something about this anywhere...
I will have you killed.
Think I'm kidding?
No.
Good, 'cause I'm not.
They just finished it this morning.
This is Wilson's room.
Jun Ying has always wanted a canopy.
I think she thinks she's Marie Antoinette.
Oh, God.
Let's hope Lady Guinevere or something.
They're lucky kids.
Mm.
There's one more.
One more?
For you.
And for her.
I don't know what to say.
It's - it's dazzling.
It is so beautiful.
It is truly - amazing - I -
But Helena, I -
It's for when you both stay.
I just... did it because I wanted to.
Okay?
I hope you like it... both of you.
What do you mean?
What kind of fashion show?
Just uh - hang on.
Alright. Well, do you need help?
No, no, no. I'll, uh, just, just...
God, this thing's so complicated.
Oh!
Uh... you alright?
Yeah.
What is it?
One of those Miu Miu things where you don't know where the straps go?
Sort of... Okay, you ready?
Yeah. I'm totally ready.
Don't laugh, okay?
Fuck.
Who's laughing?